I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
