I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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