Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It's blow job season.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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