I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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