you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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