worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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