I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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