...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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