I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
