Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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