Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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