sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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