No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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