i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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