Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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