So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
