what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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