im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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