I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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