I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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