I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
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everyone is single if you try hard enough
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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