Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm too high and old for this...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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