Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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