You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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