How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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