Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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