pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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I stole a fireplace last night.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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