He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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