Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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