I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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