he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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