I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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