it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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