Me too!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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