"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you would pick up someone in the library
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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