you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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