She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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