pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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