Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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