I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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