I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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