I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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