Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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