Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"