Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"