i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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