But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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