I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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