what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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