the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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