Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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