I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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