I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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