I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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