She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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