You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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