I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You are a genius and a whore.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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