Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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